science

"Tomorrow: Do men prefer tight vaginas or big floppy sad ones? Find out at eleven!"

[via NBC News]

This balloon has never been to my apartment on Sloppy Joe night.

[via The Chive]

For the past two years, scientists in China have been working to reintroduce a female panda and her baby into the wild. This process includes wearing costumes to ensure that their environment is without human interaction. Yep, this is happening.

"These fucking humans. How long do we play along?" -Pandas

[via Buzzfeed]

This also explains why right before I sneeze it always smells like ghost grundle.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Sometimes when I'm in a hurry to write a blog post I get the person next to me to start typing some letters too.

Unfunny commentary is only half my fault.

[via Slacktory]

"Additionally, Tyler Perry films seldom appear in Netflix queues among North American white women."

[via IAB]

Also, do not use that much teeth.

[via Clearly Dope]

He lost to a project entitled, "Gravy: Does It Make Everything Taste Fucking Awesome?"

[via Reddit]

A chatbot is a computer program designed to emulate a human in a conversation. Cornell Creative Machines Lab wondered what would happen if you let two bots talk to each other.

Well, they talk about being robots and wanting a body and believing in God. So, yeahhh.

Go home. Pack up what you need. Only what you need. And let's get off this planet before Will Smith goes to war with the bots.

[via BIOTV]

We usually shy away from "science" videos on the blog, but one area of science I think we all can appreciate is the science of how little kids are stupid as shit.

Just so you know, most kids grow out of this cognitive stage by the age of 7…  The rest end up working on Wall Street.

[via Tastefully Offensive]