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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Today's Lesson: Don't F*ck With Grandpa

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 5:00PM

I broke both hips just watching this.

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Expect More, Pay Less, Get Dragged Around By Grandma

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Yo Gram, can you go past Toys & Games on your way to Giant Underpants?"

[via LiveLeak]

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Kid, You Just Broke The Nerd Barrier!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Next stop: 20 years in the future, where hopefully I've kissed a girl."

[via Izismile]

Rename This Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Scooter with a Train Horn". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Daniel Ellern with his title, "It rains pussy in colllege." Congrats, Daniel!

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Date Night

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

It was this or driving straight into the kitchen of a Marie Callendar's.

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Nothing's Gonna Ever Keep You Down

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

YOLO.

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Watch Out for the Grocery Store Security

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

He might run over your foot.

[via I Am Bored]

Dog Up, Bro

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Leashes?  Where we're going, we don't need leashes.  We're going to get you two euthanized."

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With Age Comes the Knowledge That Group Photos Are a Bunch of BS

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 11, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Children are the future.  I am the present.  Your group photo can fucking wait."

[via IAB]

Scoot-Thru Dining

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 13, 2011 at 5:00PM

Can I get the number four combo with a Sprite? And an umbrella. It just started raining.

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