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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 5, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tags: 

ball

bucket

buckets and balls

game

score

sports

throw

wtf

'Twilight' Is Like Soccer…

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 30, 2010 at 1:00PM

Also: Soccer players, like vampires, magically heal just moments after crippling injury.

[via reddit]

Tiger Didn't Learn Anything

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 17, 2010 at 5:00PM

I'm done making fun of Tiger Woods. The jokes have run dry. We've all moved on. He's back to playing golf and we're back to making fun of Justin Bieber. Life is in order again.

But I'm posting this anyway. Because this is not a joke. This is art.

[via Julia Segal]

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affair

painting

score

Sex

tiger

Tiger Woods

Steak House or Gay Bar?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 9, 2009 at 12:00PM

steak-house-or-gay-bar

Here's a perfect distraction for your Monday: a little game known as Steak House or Gay Bar? We'd given it a passing mention about a month ago, but it's worth a second look.

Just go to the site, and you'll be prompted with a name, such as The Wrangler, seen above.

It's then your duty to determine whether the aforementioned establishment is a Steak House, like Morton's, or a gay bar, like Ruth's Chris.  (Ha!  That's a joke.  We all know both those places are gay.)

For your effort, the cite rewards you by telling you what percentage of participants have gotten that particular question right or wrong and compiles your score for you, so you can embarrass yourself by proving how well you can identify gay bars.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.  It's just obviously a little fruity.  I mean, even gay guys wander into a steak house by accident every now and then.)

Steak House or Gay Bar? has proven to be a lot more popular than their controversial sister site, Redneck Bar or Secretly-Homosexual-Friendly Redneck Bar?

Tags: 

game

gay

gay bar

redneck

score

steak

steak house

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