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We'll get through this last day together.

[via Funny Pictures]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Hey look — a bitch playing with her bitch and a bum playing with his bum!

[via Happy Place]

Merry Christmas?

I think what also would have worked here is "My father-in-law keeps this tiny 'hand' to hold his penis when he pees on his toilet cistern.  He doesn't know I use it to scratch my back."

[via Sober in a Nightclub]

Wondering what you missed on the Internet over the weekend?  Well, I'll tell you…

Bears!

Someone dredged up the above photo of two bears simultaneously scratching their backs on a sign post from the National Geographic website.  It's filed under the magazine's "Tops Shots 2007."

Now, you may ask me, "Mike, why the heck would I want to look at a two year old picture of bears scratching their behinds to start off my work week?"

Let me answer that question with two additional questions, "Isn't this possibly the best picture of two bears simultaneously scratching their backsides on a sign post that you've ever seen?  Is that not reason enough?"

To which you would most likely answer, "Yes and no."

Fair enough.

But seriously, this bear picture was the best thing I saw all weekend on the Internet.  Even websites need a couple days off from the daily grind.

[via Bits & Pieces]