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You know you're desperate to get laid when you're sexting Storage Wars.

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"Wait a minute, I want to change my story…  I didn't send those sexually explicit photos to women on Twitter…  A bug did!  It was all a bug!  I have the evidence right here!" – Anthony Weiner

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According to Engadget, Samsung has recently been showing off a laptop with a 14" semi-transparent screen.  Yes, that is a laptop screen that you can basically see through.

If you don't believe it, check out the video above.

So now, you can stalk people online while you stalk people in real life.

Other than that, I don't totally understand the advantage, though I guess more people in the Brooklyn coffee shop you blog from will have an unobstructed view of your hilarious ironic T-shit, you tech-savvy hipster jerk!!

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The image above was by far the top thing on all of Digg yesterday.

The idea is that, with a Mac, the webcam is built into the screen, whereas on a PC, you buy a separate webcam, thus, with a PC, fixing a webcam is far easier as you can just send in your webcam to be fixed instead of having to send in your entire screen.

Therefore, PCs are better.

But there is a flaw in that argument…

No one cares about their stupid webcam.

Problem resolved.

…if something is way too big, it can blow your eyes out!

The above image is currently the most popular on the Funny sub-Reddit.  Here is the story, as told by user knobcrick who took the picture:

"In 2005 I was working for a 'telemarketing' firm….  Morale was so bad at the company, management went to great lengths to keep people that actually worked hard.  One of the ways they did this was a short lived but highly entertaining award for 'Employee of the Month'. Said employee was treated to answering calls from a 'special' desk with a 42" monitor.

"Here is the first and last employee of the month winner. The next months winner could not go more than two days with the XL monitor stating his 'retinas were getting burned out by the heat from the screen'."

Apparently, the real winners were all the other employees who had something to keep them amused for a month.

Literally.

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