Hi! I'm Mike Pomranz from Tosh.0. And I'm here at Starbucks to purchase and drink a coffee.
But first, 11 seconds on what Starbucks is. Starbucks is a coffee chain, and what you do there is simple: you purchase coffee, maybe get something to eat, and you do work or meet with other people. Work is something you do when you're not wasting your life playing social media games on your smartphone like a loser.
Today, I've created a new challenge called "Spot the awkward weirdos fist bumping their phones together." It's just like when you normally spot awkward weirdos, but these weirdos will have a tech-dorky vibe to them.
Alright! So let's give it a try!
Hey, there they are! One's wearing a pair of sunglasses he bought in 1992 and the other is probably like, um, "a six."
Now why don't you two shut the fuck up so I can get some blogging done in peace and quiet. Thanks!