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"Hey, I don't come to YOUR home and regurgitate millions of gallons of plankton…"

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bomb By Boat (above)
• Farm Noises (@1:52)
• Dizzy Rope Swing
• Dolphin Birth
• Engineering Students Love Dancers
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Killacycle
• Ballgame Dick of the Week
• Web Redemption raw clip: Sweet Brown
• Fastest Man-gina
• The Reprimand

SO glad we got the all-inclusive package. Snorkeling at two, kicking around hay at five!!

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There's got to be a better way to wash the sperm off of your sex doll.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

People go nuts once they hit international waters.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: PETRAS MALUKAS/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Steve decided to marry Lynn just for the halibut.

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Alex R.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Last Friday, we showed you "Octopus Thinks it's a Beer" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

At least if things don't work out, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

On a mobile device? Go here.

This video is called "Octopus Thinks it's a Beer."  Now, some of you have complained that the Rename This Video videos are lame.  They're supposed to be lame!  You're supposed to make them funny with your funny new title!  So please don't blame me.  Blame yourselves.  It's an octopus in a beer bottle.  Work your magic.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video vote was Blake_T who just barely edged out Mark G by 1% of the vote.  His winning title was "This is how white people dog fight" which is funny despite going after the easiest target of all: white people.  Good work, Blake_T!