Allow Me To Make You Happy This Morning

Every once in awhile I have to come back to Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.
Because come on. It's great.
[via The Funniest Post]
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Every once in awhile I have to come back to Ryan Seacrest high-fiving a blind guy.
Because come on. It's great.
[via The Funniest Post]
I don't want to brag, but last night the email you see above landed in my inbox.
That's right: Ryan Seacrest asked me to be friends with him. On Myspace.
Seeing this friend request really inspired me… to finally delete my Myspace account immediately.
See you in hell, Myspace! Literally. I bet in hell the only social network they allow you to use is Myspace.
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