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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2013 at 1:21AM

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Kiss From A Rose" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 5, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Kiss From A Rose"  But that's just the title of the song. And this is about so much more than that.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title, "One small snack for a man, several billion dollars for taxpayers."  It's funny because space exploration costs our country a lot of fucking money and they're just up there making lunch. Congratulations, Bruce!

[via College Humor]

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Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 18, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's no baby monkey going backwards on a pig because NOTHING is. But it's still your Friday jam.

Get a career, seal!

[via The Daily What]

Don't Worry, It's Only Seal Masturbating

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 10:00AM

Just cause you don't have Heidi Klum around anymore doesn't mean you've lost your libido.

[via BuzzFeed]

Here's an Elephant Seal Being Born

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

You'd make that sound too if you'd just spent 11 months in an elephant seal vagina.

(And yes, you've learned something else: elephant seals gestate for 11 months.  You're welcome.)

[via Arbroath]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Reject Reindeer

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 16, 2011 at 12:00PM

Jamie Hyneman on this year's Mythbuster's Christmas Special.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Taryn Hampton. 

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Reject Reindeer

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 12, 2011 at 4:00PM

"SeaWorld's a bitch.  My plan: get a gig on Santa's sleigh.
With that job, you only work one day a year."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/AFP/Getty Images]

Seal Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 8, 2011 at 11:00AM

I called PETA. They said you can club him.

[via Stuff I Stole]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 12, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Snoring Seal" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

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