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"Okay, now let's see if it TASTES suspicious."

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Is Daniel Tosh gay? Lots of people want to know. Let it go, Monsters.

There were plenty more extremely important Google searches we didn't have time to show you.

Watch the full version above.

THIS THEATRE IS BURRITO BOWL ONLY.

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He was a carpenter.  You know, basically a day laborer.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hayley, I'm happy to see you're not above admitting that your tweets are douchey.

I'm unhappy to see you spelling "douchey" with an "e."  I consider that the more formal British spelling — like adding a "u" to the word "colour."

But if you really think that reading all the tweets about Tosh.0 is funnier than watching the show, you should try writing our daily "What You're Saying About Tosh.0" post.  I typically do a Twitter search for "Tosh.0" to see what comes up, and I can tell you honestly, it is not my favorite part of the day.

Try it for yourself and see what you think!

And let me know if you find anything interesting…

First, I gave you a turtle riding a Roomba.

Now, I present to you a dog riding a turtle.

All I need is a video of a Roomba riding a dog to complete the circle!

Unfortunately, both "Roomba riding a dog" and "Roomba on a dog" yield no results on Google.  So go strap a Roomba to the back of your dog and record that shit so I can complete the circle!

This is not a game.

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If you Google image search "the Internet", this is the result,

I think it's very important that everyone knows that.

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The top three search engines — Google, Yahoo! and Bing — all recently released their top searches of the year.

The only person to make all three lists?  The King of Pop, of course… Michael Jackson.

But you can deduce a lot of information about the type of people who use each search engine by what the top searches were.

For example, with Google, here is the rest of the top five: 1) Twitter, 3) Facebook, 4) Hulu, and 5) Hi5.

As you can tell, Google is the destination for people who have yet to figure out that you can access websites by adding ".com" to the end of a word and typing it directly into your address bar — you know, that giant white space at the top of every browser window.

A quick check of seven of Yahoo's remaining top 10 tells you all you need to know about their average user: 2) Twilight, 3) WWE, 4) Megan Fox, 5) Britney Spears, 7) American Idol, 8) Kim Kardashian, and 9) NASCAR.

That's right… Yahoo is the primary search engine used at Brown University.

Bing's top 10 is the most confounding: 2) Twitter, 3) Swine Flu, 4) Stock Market, 5) Farrah Fawcett, 6) Patrick Swayze, 7) Cash for Clunkers, 8) Jon and Kate Gosselin, 9) Billy Mays, and 10) Jaycee Dugard.

At first, I didn't know what to make of it.  Then I realized: Not enough people actually use Bing to make it a statistically significant survey.

It's Statistics 101, people.  You can just throw that data out.

Posting funny screengrabs of bizarre Google search suggestions — whether real or fake — has pretty much reached meme status.

But last night I found myself wondering, what might Google suggest if I begin searching "Tosh.0 is"?

Well, check out the results above.  No fakes.

The first two make sense: Our "Is It Racist?" post and the accompanying video have been very popular .  And the third suggestion is obvious: Of course, Tosh.0 is funny!

But the last one: "Tosh.0 is terrible."  Come on, guys!  What gives??  Who is searching for that nonsense?

But before my ego took a hit, I followed the suggestions through.

Searching for "Tosh.0 is funny" yields 747,000 results.  "Tosh.0 is terrible" yields only 68,200.  (And I think most of those results are actually talking about Reh Dogg's voice.)

But regardless, some basic arithmetic informs you that 91.6% of Google results thinks Tosh.0 is downright hilarious!

So make sure you tune into an all new episode of Tosh.0 tonight, October 8th, at 10pm / 9 c on Comedy Central! That is unless you want to be like those other 8.4% of weirdos!

Sometimes the literal way to do something is much funnier than the figurative way; as evident by this Google maps search that gives us the directions from Intercourse to Climax.

Driving directions, of course.  What did you think I meant?  Get your mind out of the gutter and maybe you can come up with an internet trick this clever on your own.  

No sex ed class will give it to you this straight, guys, so pay attention.  That's a slight left at Climax, not a hard left.  

If you keep getting sex advice from Google maps, this relationship might just go somewhere.  
Literally.

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