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A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

"I turn the safety off to keep my prostate on its toes."

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Ugh I hate it when people waste perfectly good lap space!

[via The Clearly Dope]

"My leg's asleep."

"What'd you say, babe?"

"Nothing."

[via I am Bored]

In hindsight, maybe we should have just ordered one of those RIP decals.

[via Cherry Plucker]

If my Facebook page all of a sudden becomes the most disturbing thing you've ever seen, it's because I'm taking a KLM flight soon and I want a row to myself.

[via Failblog]

You haven't lived until you've felt bus seat fabric on your bare ass cheeks.

[via Acid Cow]

[Mumbling] "So dur yer come her-re off-ten?"

[via Izismile]

Men never put the toilet seat down.

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