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Bobby gets me. And because I get him, I know exactly what he's talking about.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

When you're dehydrated, every second counts.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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This is a dude breaking the world record for- wait for it- most times someone can unzip their pants in 30 seconds.

He's also really good at grating cheese.

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This week, I'm back and Carly is on vacation.

It's not easy to do all 50 posts for the week by yourself.  Time becomes precious.

So when someone like Jason 'Elliot' Cavey goes through the trouble of providing you a link directly to his Fan Favorites video, that's the kind of time saver a guy can really use.

So, Jason, this week we're featuring the 20 seconds on the Clock of the Asian kid tazing himself.  Right after you explain to me what kind of a nickname "Eliot" is.

And if you like this 20 Seconds on the Clock, check out ALL of our 20 Seconds on the Clock videos on the 20 Seconds on the Clock page.

We have 30 different 20 Seconds on the Clocks in the archive.  According to math, you should be able to watch them all in 10 minutes.  Easy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

The answer: 7 seconds.

The other 80 seconds, though aesthetically-pleasing, are a complete waste of your time.

The More You Know!

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I have.

The year was 2002 and I was drinking a boatload of Ketel One.

[via The Daily What]

Mashable reported today that a company called PointAbout has released a product called AppMakr that allows people to make their own iPhone application and have it ready to submit to the App Store in just 27 seconds.

How is it so easy?  Well, the application pulls content you already have from your website's RSS feeds.  Which begs the question, why do you need your website turned into an app when an iPhone can just go directly to your website?  But I digress.

Yes, an iPhone app can increase your "brand awareness" or "user engagement" or "buzz-a-whozzawhat" or "lame tech asshole," but the idea of creating an app in just 27 seconds is ridiculous.

You didn't spend 27 seconds creating your brand identity!  You didn't spend 27 second developing your website!  Rome wasn't built in 27 seconds!

Or maybe it was.  Maybe you came up with the idea for a blog in the first 27 seconds after you took a giant bong rip and then 27 seconds later your Tumblr account was set up and then the next day you got a book deal and now you live the good life: sitting around sipping Zinfandels in fancy wine cafes!

Not White Zinfandels!  The real kind!

And here I am, jealous as a mule.  (Mules are also very jealous.)

So maybe this is awesome.  How should I know?  I was born in the '70s.