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Remember what happened with the footstool? I WON'T BE BURNED AGAIN.

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"Okay, now let's see if it TASTES suspicious."

[via Acid Cow]

Fact: Subway loses $34 billion a year in stolen tuna ALONE.

[via The Chive]

Hey, I'm looking to catch burglars, not Don Juans.

[via Izismile]

If you want her $40 cash, you're gonna have to get through that steel fortress of wrinkles.

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He might run over your foot.

[via I Am Bored]

I think it was an inside job.

[via I Am Bored]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Please. Like the TSA isn't sitting back there watching reruns of Tosh.0.

Also, please leave handguns and notes threatening the teller in your car.

Thanks, Northrim Security

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Congrats to this ballsy spectator!

The only thing more suspicious than showing up to the game with a bulge in your jacket is showing up to the game with a loaf of bread.

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to show me what's inside the very heavy bag of plain white bread.

[via Win!]