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Watch this woman go ballistic after being denied Nuggets at a McDonald's early in the morning on New Years Day.  Turns out they don't serve Chicken McNuggets at 6:30am.  Go figure.  It seems like a perfectly reasonable item to request as you're coming down from a PCP binge.

But make sure you keep watching all the way to the end.  The very end.  "Um, I don't want to cause a whole thing here, but I think you forgot my coffee."

Still, I understand where this woman is coming from.  Who hasn't put their fist through a window at the Taco Bell?  Bitches never give me enough hot sauce.  Mild sauce, my f*#@ing ass!!!!!  What the hell am I supposed to do with all this mild sauce!?

Here are more details, including a mugshot via The Smoking Gun.

Last Friday, we showed you "Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash."  That seems a bit on the long and not-so-fun side.  We can do better.  (I hope.)

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We had another close contest in this week's Rename This Video Vote.  "4xWhore" from David — a late selection to be in the competition, I might add — earned the right to be this week's winner.  It's like 4×4, but instead of the second "4," David replaced it with the word "whore," which rhymes.  People love rhymes and people love whores!  It's a perfect combination, David!

When he runs up with the screwdriver in his mouth, we?re thinking that he looks like a pro -? or at least that he?s watched a good share of movies to get ready for this moment. Alas, he obviously missed the scenes revealing that security tapes are not kept inside the actual camera for this very reason. But things got much worse when he tried to steal barbed wire and kidnap a security guard on the way out.

When he got home to set up his new webcam, he lamentably discovered that he couldn't speak to the internet with this device — at least not until he could steal a microphone too. It was already too late. The cops came and locked him up. As fate would have it, he still made his web video debut in "Man Caught Stealing Security Camera."

[via Unique Daily]