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Look, if you have to walk to the restroom, my advice is don't even bother.

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Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

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After all, I technically never move.

[via The Clearly Dope]

You know what else "uses your body weight"? Walking. Like a normal god damn human.

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The Solowheel is described as a "self-balancing electric unicycle" that utilizes "gyroscope technology" for balance.  It's kind of like a mini Segway.

It's an amazing invention being that they've accomplished something no one ever thought was possible: They've made unicycling less cool.

I can't wait to see what future breakthroughs Inventist — creators of the Solowheel — will unveil in the field of bowling pin juggling.  The new levels of dorkiness they are able to achieve will probably astound us all.

[via Laughing Squid]

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If you?d been watching Sarah Palin?s Alaska,
you would have seen my reindeer get shot.

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Santa finally figures out that hipsters love Segways, not reindeer.

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Redditor whiskey9 thankfully decided to share with the world this photo he snapped of an angry kid riding a Segway down the street.

We've all been there, right?

After her third morning beer, mom's too drunk to drive, but she's grounded you from riding your bike, so she sends you off on the Segway to pick up cocktail umbrellas to make those midday daiquiris look more festive.  But you forgot today is the day of the annual boat parade where everyone stands on the walkway of the bridge and stares at the lake, so you're stuck having to stay on the road and try to dodge traffic.

So annoying!  I totally get why he's so angry.

[via The High Definite]

Man. You know your celebrity status has reached some sort of monumental peak when you can't escape your fans, even on a segway.

Those things go, what? Like 12.5 miles per hour? And the wailing preteens are still closing in on him.

Why are they all running and yelling like they're going to attack? Is Bieber Fever that bad? Or are these Mitch Hedberg fans still fuming over the incident in March?

I know I still haven't recovered from that heinous crime against humanity.

[via CH]