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This Probably Doesn't End Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

You know that fearful feeling you have when you see a mama duck and her babies crossing the street? Well I have the opposite of that feeling here.

[via Acid Cow]

Even Buzz Needs To Pick Up Essentials

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

"YOU ARE A TOY. YOU CAN'T FLY. OR WALK. GO BUY A SEGWAY IF YOU NEED TO GET AROUND." -Woody

[via People of Walmart]

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Looks LIke A Fun Parade

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2013 at 6:00PM

Somehow adding a giant penis with balls makes a Segway look less ridiculous.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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Well, Your Political Career Is Finished

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 5:00PM

Look, if you have to walk to the restroom, my advice is don't even bother.

[via The Chive]

Being A Single Parent In The 21st Century Is Tough

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

[via Izismile]

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