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Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.

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Yeah, but do you have Mickey Mouse bars?

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This guy could sell male enhancement pills to Chris Brown.

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That's how you know the game is used.  If it was new, you'd be buying it from a Japanese person.

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Casey Anthony Tupperware: "Keeping your kids looking fresh long after you kill them."

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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"I'm selling the container for $5, but you
can have it for $2.50 if you also take the kid."

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P.S. THOUGH I SHOULD MENTION THERE'S BEEN TONS OF MASTURBATION ON THIS COUCH. I GOTTA GET MY ROCKS OFF SOMEHOW. AM I RIGHT?!

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Bid now on JFK's air guitar! It comes in a box with his loyalty to Jackie.

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