semen

I prefer to make my own.

[via Break]

Should I feel bad that my semen is only partially air-conditioned?

[via Acid Cow]

…or semen-drenched snails? Either way, I'll take 6.

[via Poorly Dressed]

"I know you have your heart set on being a waitress, but let's start you off in the kitchen and see if you're really Ruby Tuesday's material."

[via I Am Bored]

I'm more of a chocolate guy.  You got any Cleveland Steamer cookies?

[via It Makes No Sense]

Congratulations to Wavez Club, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Vee Jones," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

As reported by TMZ, tonight's episode of Fear Factor was to have featured a stunt where contestants drank a "full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round."

The episode has been pulled by NBC, presumably because of protests from donkeys who were sickened at the idea of being seen on the show Fear Factor.

At the very least, NBC can say no donkeys were harmed in the filming of the episode.  The donkeys were exhausted but satisfied.

[via TMZ / I Heart Chaos]

"Oh, you think you have semen related costs?" -Pregnant Person

[thanks Cassie]

Congratulations to Jon Kovel, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "The Deposit," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Congratulations to Rough Cut Comedy, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Eerie Edgar and Josh" check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.