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Alright, don't get yourself all in a hissy!  These aren't actually carrots glazed with cum!  That's just the way the filename was automatically shortened for the site.

If you want to find the semen-glazed carrots you have to go to the page "semenencrustedcarrots_80468."

Delish!

[via BuzzFeed]

I'm going to go so far as to say that if you don't think this looks like a walking penis that has just ejaculated on its own head, there is something wrong with you.

I actually played this course once.  My caddy told me to "keep your tee shot to the right, away from the giant lake of semen."

[via The Daily What]

I often debate whether people read the post first or digest the image/video first.

We lead with the image or video because it's more visually appealing, but sometimes it makes more sense to read all the awesome things either Joselyn or Carly or I have to say about it first.

Like on this post for example.

If you didn't read what I'm writing here before trying what the image above says, I just made you look like you were in a semen swallowing competition.

Now you know better!  Always read the post first!  Use the power of your brain to not look like a dope.

[image via The Daily What, juvenile trick via Reddit]

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