sesame street

I guess he finally heard the sound of his own voice.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

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More like METH-ame Street. Am I right? Am I? Hello? Is this blog on?

[Via The Clearly Dope]

This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

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I love HBO's True Blood. It's full of vampires and sex and vampire sex. And that's all I really need in a show. Any show on television could be improved with more vampires and/or sex. Even Sesame Street knows that.

This is their parody of True Blood. It's pretty funny but it does more than entertain.

It also answers the one question we've all been struggling with for years: is Anna Paquin more or less talented than a hand puppet?

Less.

[via THR]

Apparently, Colorado Springs residents are living in a giant, snow-covered conservative shell.

According to Yahoo News, bus shelter posters advertising the touring production of  ?Avenue Q? were rejected because they showed puppet cleavage. That?s right, fuzzy pink puppet cleavage was deemed too racy for the town.

The promotional posters were replaced by one showing the face of another puppet. But I don?t see why they even bothered. If the image of some fuzzy boobies was seen as inappropriate, the play itself is going to knock their cotton knee-highs right off.

I bet they wouldn?t like the song ?The Internet is for Porn? and they?d probably hate ?You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You?re Makin? Love)?.

Most of all, I can?t imagine Colorado Springsians enjoying ?My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada?, specifically the last line. (I can't write it out. Just click here. Are you back? Eeek!)

Lighten up, Colorado Springs bus shelter advertising company people. It?s only a puppet. With a nice rack. You?re probably just jealous because your wives' cleavage looks more like this…

Cookie Monster was an oracle!

Listen to him sing about Google and tell me it's just a coincidence.

…even it is, it's still kind of cool, since Sesame Street's 40th anniversary was celebrated by having Big Bird as part of the Google logo yesterday.

Plus, I get a kick out of thinking a puppet could predict the future. Kermit knew about Global Warming — what else would "It's Not Easy Being Green" be about!?

[via Gizmodo]

…is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song? (I'm singing)

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely…right!

Did you guess? Let's talk about it! I mean, why is that guy dancing like a madman in the front!?  He looks craaazy!  Am I right or am I right?!

[via I Am Bored]

This isn't your run of the mill, adorable "David After Dentist" viral video; this is a bizarre autotune meets Tron meets Chemical Brothers remix of some four year old- and it's scaring the piss out of me.

Please remind her parents that television is a logical, viable option for entertaining their children and before they make any more wacky remixes of their child's daily life, they should think about sitting her down in front of some Sesame Street and ignoring her so she can grow up like a normal kid.

[via Buzzfeed]