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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

[via Izismile]

He listens to me, he's always there when I need him, and he has no dick.

[via The Chive]

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

A Chinese news station reported on the finding of a strange, very rare mushroom. Jokes on them- it's actually a rubber vagina.

Let's count how many times they refer to it as "meaty."

[via Videogum]

"Well, if he didn't become friends with that damn bear then I would have taken him in a more reasonable manner!" -Death

[MSNBC via FilmDrunk]

I was headed to the Winery Tour but…

[via uniquedaily]

This product exists. And this product is out of stock. Welcome to our world.

I signed up to be informed when The Tuggie is back in stock. But I'm a girl so I'm just using it as a purse for my bananas. Obviously.

Click here to buy your very own banana purse. And check out the other fun stuff on the site like the cute blow-up dolls and the nice selection of beaded necklaces.

[via BWE]

Mojowijo has created a device that attaches to a Nintendo Wii remote control, turning it into a sex toy.

According to their website:

The device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!).

My biggest qualm with sex has always been the whole "you have to be in the same room" thing. It's like, come on, people. This is 2010. Can't my avatar just have sex with your avatar by now? Why yes they can! With Mojowijo!

You know who would be really good at demonstrating virtual wiibrator sex? These guys.

[via The DW]

A lot of people are seeing this photo and saying, "For Ages 3+?"  That's not appropriate.

But I get it.  It's not for when your 3-year-old is using the sex toy.  That's just silly and gross.

It's for when your 3-year-old is filming you using the sex toy.  Duh!

[via The Daily What]