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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Sorry, from now on we'll stick to factory-assembled sex toys.

We received nearly three thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge, making it one of our most popular challenges ever and proving my theory that Tosh.0 blog readers have a lot of experience talking about blow up dolls.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Chris.0.

Still less silicone than South Beach.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Yes, that is a rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself.

But it's not just any rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself…  It's the rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself that has been approved by U.S. Patent Office as patent-worthy!

Dumb as a Blog took a look at the sex toy inventions that are on file with the patent office and chose what they think are the ten strangest.

It's a wonderfully horrible list worth looking at.  You might even get some ideas!  But be carefully if you steal them…   It would be one hell of an embarrassing intellectual property trial.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

The non-alcoholic way to order a "Sex on the Beach."