Sex

And since he waited until he got married, he can look forward to "that's it?" sex maybe twice a week! If he starts bugging her about it before she can pretend to be asleep.

[via Izismile]

Incest, fine. But stealing a TV from a public bathroom? Now that's just gross.

[via Video Fantastica]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Russian Brick Head (above)
• Fat Kayak Lady
• Truck Save Ejection
• Vagina Scratch and Sniff
• Egyptian Parkour Fail
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Pie Eating Puke
• Slip n Slide
• Cewebrity Profile raw clip: Feet Eater: Tisha UnArmed
• Help Me, I'm Dying
• Hunk Show Wrestling
• Canadian Kung Fu

Later he's gonna kill her dog. (That's a Fear reference, guys. Get with it. Chest pound!)

[via Uber Humor]

Move over, New York Times Book Review. Here comes "This Guy's Face."

[Via The Clearly Dope]

"Look, if Sheila were more adventurous, I wouldn't need this little guy."

[via Izismile]

See, Lady Gaga? How hard is it to also wear a nice tasteful bun?

[via Yandy]

(I'm kidding. He only fucks cars.)

[via YouTube]

This is just like that episode of "Sex and the City" where they willfully ignore the suffering of others.

[via Acid Cow]

Looks like Christmas and Hulk Hogan have both come early this year.

Yes, Gawker reports that a (NSFW) sex tape of Hogan, famed wrestler and renowned dreamboat, has hit the internet. The exceedingly sexy clip features Hogan complaining that he just ate 10 minutes before the act, checking his cellphone, and of course, piledriving some poor young female with an apparent fetish for leathery biceps and aggressive tan lines.

As exciting as this tape is, I'm still waiting for one from Gary Busey, which will hopefully feature the line "Fuck, I just ate 2 meatball subs."

You can watch the clip here. And make sure to wear a bandana. It'll come in handy when the weeping starts.