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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Please Do NOT Feed Oysters To The Wildlife

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

australia

foursome

kangaroo

orgy

Sex

winning

Why The Internet Was Invented

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 20, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Hey Marc. Great video. Listen, have you ever thought about speed dating? Your mother and I will pay for it."

[via Fail Blog]

At Least You Know How To Make It Up To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

Although if you keep doing this, you'll have to write, "Sorry I put it in your huge ass."

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

butt

cake

Sex

sorry

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 19, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I hope one of these is a metaphor for "sex behind a dumpster."

Ain't That The Truth!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 4:00PM

It's 'cause they have air conditioning.

..And because sex feels awesome when you're not wearing a condom.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

adult

come

inside

no condoms

Sex

store

taboo

Seems Like You Got A Lot Built Up In Those Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2012 at 2:00PM

But you know your wife's rule- no sex 'til you go to the grocery store!

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

balls

dick

grocery

husband

produce

Sex

store

watermelons

wife

zucchini

F*ckaway Camp

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 1:00PM

Don't you hate it when you're playing Tug o' War and you run out of scented lubricant?

[Via FAIL Blog]

Tags: 

camp

condom

jelly

ky

lube

Sex

A Pound For a Pound

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 21, 2012 at 5:00PM

Who among us hasn't blown someone for unlimited pancakes at IHOP?

[via The Funniest Post]

Helen Stanley Has Never Had Good Hanky Panky

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

If anyone can change Helen's mind, it's Judge Ross.

[via Best Roof Talk Ever]

Cheap Sex Education

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

cheap

education

kid

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