Please Do NOT Feed Oysters To The Wildlife
I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.
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I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.
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"Hey Marc. Great video. Listen, have you ever thought about speed dating? Your mother and I will pay for it."
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Although if you keep doing this, you'll have to write, "Sorry I put it in your huge ass."
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It's 'cause they have air conditioning.
..And because sex feels awesome when you're not wearing a condom.
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Don't you hate it when you're playing Tug o' War and you run out of scented lubricant?
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