Tipping Shouldn't Make You Feel Dirty
Why am I not surprised that tip jar is empty.
Tried this line a million times. Never works.
[via I Am Bored]
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Why am I not surprised that tip jar is empty.
Tried this line a million times. Never works.
[via I Am Bored]
That's a great question, Raya. What is pussy's furry?
Her answer got a little smirk out of Nikhal. Who is apparently not as big of a dork as you'd think looking at him.
In Raya's defense, "The Revenge of Pussy's Furry" would have been box office gold.
[via Buzzfeed]
Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.
So since I am almost as lazy as she is, sometimes I go digging through her archives to find things I bet she wishes she could blog about.
I think this one speaks for itself.
These ad execs had to have known what they were doing. I mean, it's not like sexual innuendo was invented sometime after the 1980s. In fact, wasn't that when those terrible Big Johnson T-shirts were invented?
[via @JoselynHughes]
Ahh, yes. Testicle tea bags are now available for purchase.
Why, you ask? I think you mean, why not?
For the low, low price of $12, you'd be nuts to pass these up.
[via IHC]
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