shame

On the bright side, those mugshots will make adorable Christmas cards.

[Via The Chive]

Keep your head low and hope no one notices you.

[via The Clearly Dope]

SHAME: Students Having A Massive Erection (hence proper banner placement)

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The walk of shame is a lot more organized than when I was in college.

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Yesterday, soon-to-be-forgotten exploitation artist Katy Perry posted the above photo on her Twitpic account with the caption "I have no self control."

Yes, we know, Katy.  You have no self control over how shamelessly you will do anything to promote yourself.  Or maybe she meant, "I have no control over myself" as I'm sure a cadre of managers and publicists meticulously plotted over the exact framing and release details of this "impromptu" pic.

I haven't found it yet, but I'm pretty sure about 13 days ago Jill Sobule posted a similar pic of herself eating a pizza in a bathtub, but it was a different bathtub, with different water, and the pizza had totally different toppings and this new pizza was in no way inspired by the success of the other pizza shop.