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Sharks don't celebrate Christmas. They're Jawish.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Girl Scout Cookies Vlog (above)
• Flinstone Gym
• House on Fire
• Mad DJ
• Horse Bite
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Escalator Wheelchair Fail
• Low Cliff Jump
• It's a Shark!
• 100m Dash Gone Wrong
• Homeless

Me neither. But I did dodge a tennis ball going 100 miles per hour.

Just another day at the Tosh.0 office.

[via BWE]

Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, that's a shark!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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"I don't care how nice they are, next year Atlantis isn't getting shit."

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[photo: Torsten Blackwood/AFP/Getty Images]

"I'm just gonna keep circling until these dumbasses figure out how long I am." -Shark

[via The DW]

They're gonna need a less shark-filled pool.

[via Buzzfeed]

Alternately titled: Evidence That Valerie Is Fucking Insane. Or, Evidence That A Shark Will Eat Anything, Including The Platform You're Standing On, You Crazy Bitch.

[via Neatorama]

A couple of potheads were fishing on a tiny boat in Florida when they witnessed a shark on shark homicide. Their reactions are priceless.

I don't know about Mikah, but this is what I got out of jail for.

[via VVV]

Paddle surfer and fucking stupid person Chuck Patterson was circled by two sharks while stand-up paddle surfing recently off the coast of San Clemente, CA. Because he is fucking insane he went out the next day with a camera to find them again.

And, hooray (?), the sharks were still there.

"Goddamn! You are one radical son of a bitch!" -Bodhi to Chuck Patterson

[via The DW]