Tosh.0 Olympic Recap, Part 2!
Alright, alright… Maybe I was a little too hard on our Olympians during my first Tosh.0 Olympic Recap.
Since that time, some people I have actually heard of have won gold…
There's the hot chick who stuck her ass up in the air on the cover of Sports Illustrated and the red-haired freak who I saw on 60 Minutes because I am an old man who gets all my snowboarding news from 60 Minutes.
Hooray! Isn't this awesome!? The hot chick and the red-headed freak won medals! Maybe we should have them mate and create a super-race of hot, red-haired Eskimos with good balance!
Where's that sarcasm mark?
And for the record, I still don't know who Apolo Anton Ohno is and I don't care! Learn to move that fast on land!
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