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"The weirdest part? Bob makes out with more chicks than I do."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"Success always comes when preparation meets opportunity." -Henry Hartman

That haircut cost him $300.

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"I got eyes in the back of my head.  Now they can stare at boobies."

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This is why Kristen Stewart shaves her chest.

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You realize you're allowed to clean your razor.  You don't have to leave it smelling like balls.

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Let's check in on my hometown of Naples, Florida, shall we?

David Bustos, 26, got in an argument with his girlfriend last week. He left her home then came back while she was sleeping to shave her head with electric clippers.

"Deputies said there were several sections of braided hair lying on the victim?s bed."

Solid imagery, deputies.

What do you think is more upsetting? Her bald spot or the fact that those clippers are definitely used on his junk?

We had no idea what we were getting Jake into when we enrolled him in a "private" school.

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Not that banner ads are known for their accurate depictions of truth and reality (typically they involve conning suckers into playing the easiest flash game ever created in an attempt to sell travel packages), but the specific banner ad seen above is just egregious.

What's with the before and after pics?

"4 weeks later I was bigger and buffer and — oh yeah — I also shaved my chest and got about a decade worth of tattoos all over my arms."

What was this guy thinking? Sleeves? All the fat must've gone from his stomach to his head. If you're going to show off your sexy new chest with a killer swastika tat on your left pec, that's one thing, but you can get sleeves even when you are a "fat slob."  In fact, comparing the two pics, the arms are the one body party that doesn't even look that different.  Screw the weight loss, you coulda just gone with the sleeves, man!

But that logic would assume that these two pics are the same person, and, they obviously aren't.

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