sheets

You think that's bad…  He tweeted a photo of his wife's hymen.

[via I Am Bored]

"But this IS actual semen." – Same Guy

[via Happy Place]

I was surfing the web as I always do, looking for something to post about.

I came upon AmyOops's Random Thoughts for the Day for yesterday.

"5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?"

That's a good question.  I was wondering the same thing a long while back when I last did my laundry.

I've heard it can be done, but I don't believe I've ever seen it with mine own eyes.

"The Internets to the rescue!!" I found myself awkwardly thinking aloud.  I've got to be able to find an online video explaining this phenomenon.

Which led me to the video above: The most watched video on how to fold a fitted sheet.

Why does a middle-aged man with an eerily deep voice know how to fold fitted sheets so well?

Innkeeper.  Has to run a bed and breakfast.  Probably is delightful.  We'll go take a vacation there after I get fired for posting on How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.

Leave Chris Crocker alone!

Don't, he loves the attention.

But do tune in tonight and pay attention to a brand new episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!