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Tell Me More About Yourself

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 12:00PM

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…And long walks on the beach.

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Oh Good, I Thought It Was Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

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It makes more sense when her pet chimp is with her.

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Oh, My Mom Got This For Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Figures he'd sit next to the pink curtains.

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Aren't Dads SO Annoying Sometimes?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

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He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

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You Should Wear This All Weekend, Every Weekend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Although honestly I'm going to be a little disappointed when you take off your shirt to reveal a hairless six pack.

Seriously though buy this.

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That Guy Is a TOTAL Curt

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"This is my wife's shirt. Haha, just kidding, I'm single and a misogynist."

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I Guess You Could Say I'm A 'Nazi' About Grammar

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

"…But really I just hate Jews."

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Sweet Crop Top

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

He was this close to landing the lead in Silver Linings Playbook.

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Not Sure If I Should Hide My Grandma Or Set Her Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He's also in the Large Scale Gardening Project Club but that shirt's lame.

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Mom Always Told Me The Same Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

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