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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Don't We All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

guy

heart

I

love

midget

porn

shirt

tshirt

Tell Me More About The Things You Do

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

He also has an iSleepOnTheTrain shirt, but he only wears it during sex.

[via The Chive]

Great

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

Now go to the nurse and get some replacement sweatpants.

[via sharkeatsbird]

Tags: 

came

come

cum

gross

i came

school

school photos

shirt

shirt fail

yearbook

Clear My Schedule

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yes- cancel my appointment with Little Dick Who Never Leaves.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

back

big

dick

man

old

shirt

sweatshirt

town

You Guys Are Lucky

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

Mom used to put us in The "We Will Get Along" Grandpa's Underwear.

[via I Am Bored]

Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bitches

choices

fail

heart

I

jesus

love

shirt

sluts

tshirts

weed

My Boyfriend Is SO Romantic

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 12, 2012 at 4:00PM

We met at Dave and Buster's.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

boy

boyfriend

butt

let me

pee

romantic

shirt

tshirt

Let's Be Honest

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

..But only after she buys me new jeans.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

I AM

mall

mom

motherfucker

shirt

shopping

Lookin' Like A Fool With Your Pants On The Ground

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Are his pants really short or is his shirt really long? Either way, his head is on sideways.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Tags: 

dressed

grocery store

long

low

pants

poorly

sagging

shirt

wtf

Is It Racist? – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Did you dress me in this shirt because I'm black?" -Mannequin

[via izismile]

Tags: 

adidas

black

clothes

mannequin

run

shirt

store

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