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"Did you dress me in this shirt because I'm black?" -Mannequin

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This is exactly how your blow-up doll feels.

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Hey! I found my Hot Wheels!

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Look, I love virgin balloons as much as the next guy. As long as the next guy isn't Dave.

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Not everything that's easy can be called my mom. That would get very confusing.

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It'll last longer. And it'll go viral on the Internet. Because, hey, that's a funny picture.

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That's so funny 'cause the sheep has a shirt with his picture on it that says ZILF.

The Z stands for Zoophile. Or Ze Weirdo.

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The ONE cool thing about having an alcoholic father.

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Congratulations to Josh Fadem and Wendy McCool, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Getting It Off," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Everyone knows that cartoon cats are the most racist animal in the cartoon animal kingdom.

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