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Rollercoasters are a lot like seeing your first pair of tits. The line takes FOREVER and before you know it you've splooged your jean shorts. Does that analogy work? Oh well, time for lunch!

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I sure hope the new pope appreciates good, wholesome, non-homoerotic entertainment like this.

Cuz there's a lot more where that came from.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Save it for the OKCupid Profile, buddy.

Really, Tina? Pigtails?? Mortifying.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Magic Mike is out on DVD today! But who gives a shit when you have Magic George.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Think you're too afraid to try skydiving??

Here at Molesting Instructors Skydiving Academy, we simulate the fear you'll experience from your first jump by pairing you with a creepy shirtless instructor who will live forever in your nightmares!

See if you can handle the fear of skydiving without leaving the ground!

[Warning: Instructors may molest you.]

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This is 2011. We've seen enough lipdubs to be okay with never seeing another lipdub.

Lipdubs are like Charlie Sheen. Even though the rest of the country is over it, the trainwreck won't stop.

But then a chubby asian kid shows up without a shirt on and all of a sudden we're all like, welcome back, Charlie Sheen. We missed you.

WINNING.

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Well it looks like you uploaded it online. And now it's here for everyone to see!

Cool, dude.

This must have taken you a very long time. It's really good. Kinda seems like you spent so much time on it you forgot to ever get dressed. And you forgot to take your earrings out ten years ago when that went of out of style.

But you're dedicated to your craft. And for that, I'm gonna send you a shirt.

Then we can enjoy your videos without having to look at your nipples! Everybody wins!

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The most recent issue of Time Magazine quotes the "Dude, you have no Koran" guy who first made waves by going viral on the Internet.

Apparently, any shirtless hippie can quote his way into Time Magazine now.

Look, he stole a Koran, which I guess is honorable?  I'm not sure how the Koran feels about stealing.  I'm guessing a holy scripture would support theft if the theft is to keep itself from burning.

But seriously, if you're going to create news by stealing Korans, at least have the decency to do it with a shirt on.  Going shirtless is fine for the Internet, but your picture might make its way into a respectable publication.

Well, Harold, I hate to break it to you, but obviously someone gave a fuck.

So here you go Hayley.  Here's a shirtless Daniel Tosh imitating the big muscle guy.  And thank you!

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