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A White Suit! Great Choice.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

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It Better Not Rain Before They Come Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Wow, the Stevenson's daughter is kind of a bitch.

Great handwriting though.

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Pink And Blue? Now Everyone Can Wear It!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 5:00PM

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It's either this or I <3 NY.

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Hey Fido, How's The Job Market Looking?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

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I Can't Wait To See Joe's Sh*t-Eating Grin

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

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This makes more sense when you realize Joe is a fly.

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Things Could Be Worse… Somehow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

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The best part? He doesn't even work there.

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He's Single, Ladies

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

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If you have to shit your pants, you could at least have the decency to wear a belt.

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Same Lizard Sh*t, Different Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 2:00PM

This seems like a good time to plug my latest children's book, "Animals Have Buttholes, Too."

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Because Waiting Rooms Aren't Awkward Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Sorry but I can't shit without at least 10 friends present.

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Sh*t Like No One Is Watching

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

"This isn't what it looks like. I'm actually masturbating."

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