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What, you've never heard the phrase, "right shoe on your foot, left shoe in your pants"?

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If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

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You know what they say: the bigger the shoe, the more likely an Asian fits in it.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Was the Roseanne Roast not in your size?

For when you want your vodka to taste more like feet.

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For when two hands is not enough to show someone how much you want them to fuck off.

#HighFashion

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You think that's oblivious.  Three blocks ago she was walking her dog.

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Do you have $2,000? Do you have a brain? If you answered 'yes' to the first question and 'no' to the second then boy, do I have the product for you!

Designer horse hooves heels! They are all the rage at England's horse races this year for women and, sadly, men.

The $2,000 dollar heels were commissioned to celebrate 100 years of the famous National Hunt festival. I have no idea what that is. But I hope it's a festival where everyone hunts down the person with the stupidest shoes.

Start galloping, dude.

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It's not every day you get within face-kicking distance of Usher. So when you do, you have to really savor it.

Wear heels. Make it look like an accident. Pat his developing bruise with a sweaty towel. Live in the moment.

What I'm saying is, this girl is my new hero.

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The Facebook shoe by Scottish designer Gerry Mckay is an actual shoe that is actually for sale. It's basically an old school Adidas with two Facebook logos and the Facebook slogan printed on the inner wall.

Yup.

Reminds me a bit of my side project I was hawking a few months back that no one took seriously. Well, folks.

Who's laughing now?

Just me and Gerry Mckay.

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