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Let's do it, Tc! We could all afford to be more patriotic.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

It's so much cheaper to take Grandma on vacation now that she's losing it.

[via Izismile]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Hi, Mike Pomranz here.

Forget everything you've ever learned about how to use a firearm responsibly, okay?

[I shoot a face into a pumpkin.]

I think that'll do.

[I move the jack-o'-lantern to my porch.]

Alright, we got this old boy on the porch where it belongs.  As opposed to my home shooting range where it definitely didn't belong.

Mike Pomranz doesn't give away candy on Halloween.  Hopefully, this guy'll help me scare away all the annoying little kids.  Those kids are probably also scared because they just heard about 38 gunshots coming from my backyard this afternoon for no apparent reason.  Plus all the parents in the county know I'm a creepy old man who carries around a loaded glock.

Whaaa-haa-haa-ha-ha-ha!

[via The Daily What]

Speaking as someone who has been shot in the fucking face on many occasions, I would suggest robbing the H&R Block instead.

Do you know how hard it is to fix your face!?  Not easy.

[via Reddit]

I'm not sure where this image originally came from, but if I had to guess, I would guess somewhere fucking awesome.

[via The High Definite]

Last Friday, we showed you the Heidi Montag Transformers 3 "audition" video and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

I don't know if this video really has a name.  It's Heidi Montag's "audition" for the new Transformers movie?  I can't even begin to describe this train wreck.  But maybe you can?  With an awesome title?

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Drunk Transformer" from Tbone9100.  Coincidence?  I think not!  Congratulations, Tbone9100!  You gave me a segue.

We received over 2,000 comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by W Peach.

PC load letter, what the f*ck does that mean?

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"Shh…  I'm hunting dramatic chipmunks."