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Tosh.0 will finally be available on Blu-ray and DVD starting June 12th.  Pre-order yours now.

To keep you happy during our hiatus, the Tosh.0 store is 20% off now through April 11th.

Get your hats. Get your tees. We have beanies now! You love beanies. Get one of those too.

I need to talk to him about this "wine" he prescribed me. Turns out it was just water with food dye.

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Mrs. Daisy went down with the economy.

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You heard the man, head on over to our brand new Tosh.0 Store! We've got Tosh Tees and other goodies for you to give and receive this holiday season!

The wild women, the wild women, love this shirt.

Check out more Tosh.0 goods HERE!

"God, this store is always out of my brand of salsa."

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A central Florida ice cream shop received numerous complaints after locals mistook this ice cream cone costume for a Ku Klux Klan outfit.

According to the Daily Mail, the store manager is Puerto Rican and said she didn't even know what the Klan was until people started complaining. The shop has since stopped using the cone outfit which was driving away, rather than attracting, customers.

Hopefully her new white man in blackface sundae costume will be better received.

Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it? Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?

Aisle five? Cool.

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All the good mannequins are either taken or gay.

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A love of irony needs no repair.

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