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Bathing Suits Can Be So Expensive

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

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This one was free with the purchase of some milk!

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Be Afraid

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

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And by "tough" we mean "tough to beat in a yacht race."

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The Baddest Hombre This Side Of Taco Bell Express

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Whooooa there, Shopping Cart. Atta girl.

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And People Say Men Aren't Good At Multitasking!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

This is not what I meant when I said, "Go to the store and bathe Anthony."

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Mom Always Told Me The Same Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

Weirdest Dentyne Ice ad ever.

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This One's For My 90's Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

Watch out for the gout that's disguised as a mystery box!

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Uh, The Politically Correct Term Is 'Laptop Stand'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

Also available: A separate but equal amount of White Kid's Computer Desks!

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Well She Can't Push A Cart AND A Wheelchair

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Fine, you can sit on the soda. But you have to hold the eggs and bread."

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Always Rub An Alkie's Stomach For Good Luck

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 6:00PM

This guy's priorities: 1. Beer 2. Beer 3. Beer 4. Beer 5. Wearing an entire shirt.

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Keep This In Mind When Holiday Shopping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 30, 2012 at 2:00PM

What are you, a Women's Studies major? Pick a Barbie and let's roll.

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