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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Barstool]

The Baddest Hombre This Side Of Taco Bell Express

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Whooooa there, Shopping Cart. Atta girl.

[via Acid Cow]

Tommy, You're Being Racist

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

Wash Those Apples

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

Come on, lady, don't let your kid shit all over some homeless guy's living room.

[via The Clearly Dope]

It's Monday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

Keep your head low and hope no one notices you.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Soda by the Can

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."

[via Reddit]

White Kids vs. Asian Kids

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 5, 2012 at 11:00AM

To be fair, Cars does teach kids the valuable lesson that even Pixar will half-ass a movie to sell toy cars.

[via IAB]

Christmas Shopping Made Easy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 21, 2011 at 5:00PM

Mrs. Daisy went down with the economy.

[via izismile]

Are You Stocked Up for the Long Weekend?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

Well, at least he quit smoking.

[via Reddit]

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