..But only after she buys me new jeans.
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Let us not forget how Elmo died for this department store's sins.
[via Happy Place]
I can't believe this photo isn't a CBS sitcom yet.
[via The Chive]
Thinking big isn't gonna get you those crescent rolls.
[via Eat Liver]
In what aisle would I locate box cutters?
Now 20% bigger than other leading children.
[via Clearly Dope]
"I can't figure this map out.† Just meet me at the Cinnabon and I'll murder you there."
[via journo-fascist profiteer]
"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."
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