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Let's Be Honest

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

..But only after she buys me new jeans.

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TJ Maxx Has Gotten Weird

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 19, 2012 at 1:00PM

Let us not forget how Elmo died for this department store's sins.

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A Guy, A Douche, And A Reptile

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't believe this photo isn't a CBS sitcom yet.

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Two Down, One To Go

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

He's hoping that the last one's actually got the goods.

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It's The Thought That Counts.. Sometimes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

Thinking big isn't gonna get you those crescent rolls.

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Nothing Unusual, Go Back To Your Business

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

In what aisle would I locate box cutters?

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Looks Like Walmart Does Adoptions Now

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now 20% bigger than other leading children.

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It's Monday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

Keep your head low and hope no one notices you.

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Hanging Out at the Mall

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

"I can't figure this map out.  Just meet me at the Cinnabon and I'll murder you there."

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Soda by the Can

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 18, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."

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