shopping

There seems to be a very dirty pile of 1st grader on the floor.

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Mrs. Daisy went down with the economy.

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Holy shit. If I knew Target had one of those TVs that doesn't have commercials on it, I too would have braved the crowds on Black Friday.

Also, a toddler-sized shark diving cage is not a bad idea. What are you supposed to do with your kids when you go shark diving? Leave them in the hands of some irresponsible sitter?

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Did you risk your life for a faux-vintage corduroy waistcoat at 30% off? Well, hopefully it was worth it you crazy hipster.

I bought a car air freshener of a cat dressed as Lady Gaga. Overall, a pretty successful day.

Happy Cyber Monday! Might I direct you here.

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He's just buying some gum.  Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.

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It seems like forever ago that I personally made Rebecca Black an Internet star (at least according to Nightline).

But "forever" in Internet terms equals a mere 8 months in real time, making this the first Thanksgiving since "Friday" went viral, meaning it's the first chance for an inevitable Black "Friday" parody ad.

Kohl's is the first to toss their hat in the ring.

And somehow, they don't do the song justice.  Where's the random middle-aged black dude rapping while rolling around in a shopping cart?

Kohl's, you gotta realize people are about as over Rebecca Black as they're over reading the Tosh.0 Blog.

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Take an additional 25% off all merchandise this weekend only!

Clearance apparel and your boyfriend's dick not included.

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"God, this store is always out of my brand of salsa."

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In her defense the sign says nothing about pants.

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Did you see what Jenna just wrote on her Facebook page? She said she's shopping at Trader Joe's but she's not because I'm here and I don't see her. Yup, I just refreshed her page and she said she's in the yogurt section.

Ha! What a loser.

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