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He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]

They're doing their best "Midwestern American" impression.

[via Daily of the Day]

This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

[via Izismile]

Well there must be some other 5'5" black man in a cow suit 'cause I didn't do shit!

[via The Chive]

"Short!� White!� Cox!� I know you're our top three scorers but I'm keeping you on the bench this game because it'll be funny."

[via I-A-B]

Just because it's shorter doesn't mean it's any less pleasurable to ride.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Some recent photos of Shaquille O'Neal and his beau Nicole ?Hoopz? Alexander have taken the Internet by storm today …primarily because she's 5'2" and he's taller than the rest of us combined.

AT THIS POINT YOU'RE READING THIS TO AVOID PICTURING THEM HAVING SEX.

Clicking this link won't help.� (SFW, but NSFL)

[via Best Week Ever/image via Reddit]

Why do people always feel the need to add zombies into everything? I Am Legend was originally going to be a super fun comedy about Will Smith befriending mannequins and then the writers were like, wait, we should add zombies. And it turned into this very dark, depressing film.

And now, this? Charlie Bit My Finger reimagined as a zombie film?

If you're going to recreate a viral video, go the other direction with it. Add children and stuffed animals! And super cute sets!�You know, like Tosh.0 did with our segment,�Child Pornography.

(I added a link in case you wanted to see it again and googling "child pornography" wasn't getting you to the right page.)

[via BWE]

All day, all I've wanted is tacos.� Thankfully, I didn't encounter this sign IRL or I would have flipped.

But there's something worse here than a lack of tacos: Whoever added that second part to the sign thought they were making a clever pun on the word "short," but being that this place sells Mexican food, I find it pretty offensive!

It's not their fault they are so short!� Maybe they couldn't reach to turn on the stove?!� Maybe that was the actual problem?!

You insensitive bastard!

If the sign said "Sorry we are closed because we ran out of money," I bet this person would write "Hire some Jews cause I need a bagel!"

Just ignorant, really.� Kind of sad.

Last week, I posted on the World's Tallest Man.� Today, I was pleased to find the above footage of the World's Shortest Man.

It's good to see the Internet fulfilling its promise as an international freak show.� It's kind of like the Discovery Channel in that regard.

The people over at Buzzfeed seemed pretty concerned about this man's smoking.� (As you can hear in the video, he smokes a carton a day.� Yes, a carton.)� But keep in mind he's a waiter.� All waiters smoke a ton of cigarettes!

However, he also admits he's had this smoking habit since he was 7 years old.� Yes, seven.� And he's the world's shortest man.

It doesn't take a trained medical doctor to figure out that this guy… is totally awesome!