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If you have to shit your pants, you could at least have the decency to wear a belt.

[via Izismile]

He's nuts for nature.

[via The Chive]

Great, I'm late for my volleyball meeting.

[via The Chive]

Don't get too excited yet, buddy. It may just be laundry day.

[via The Chive]

Do your shorts hang low? Does your upper thigh show? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Okay, do that and then throw them away and go out and buy some pants.

[via i-a-b]

Just because your sense of self-awareness stopped growing doesn't mean your ass did too.

Buy some new shorts.

[via IAB]

I don't know whether to feel bad for her because she can't afford another pair of shorts or to applaud her for simply getting those things on.

[via IAB]

"Had beers with friends.  Went shopping for some new clothes.  Overall, it was a pretty uneventful weekend."

[via Izismile]

Congratulations to Funny Shorts, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Nosetradamus," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Dutch West Short Shorts: Guy Throws Up

Congratulations to Dutch West via Atom.com, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

If you missed it, want to check out the full version, or can't get enough of "Short Shorts: Guy Throws Up" you can watch it above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be an upcoming Viewer Video on Tosh.0!