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"I turn the safety off to keep my prostate on its toes."

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As most of you are well aware, all our comments got cleared out last week.

The result: Only one person went back and posted a proper Fan Favorite suggestion on last week's post.

Then I spent about 15 minutes trying figure out what the hell Zach Baker was talking about.  But thanks to Google, I hunted his suggestion down by searching "Video Breakdown," Tosh.0 and ditch.

Maybe mention the SHOTGUN next time, Zach?  Huh?  Did that ever occur to you as being an important part of this Video Breakdown??

Lucky you, I got mad skillz.  You're welcome, dude.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Nothing is more dangerous than a drunk hick with a firearm.

Finally, an answer to your all-time favorite question! Where's the puke?

If '80s action movies have taught us anything, it's that no one actually hits each other during a shootout.  You can have a dozen rounds shot at you, but at long as you quickly duck behind a wooden crate, you're untouchable.

What movies need is this guy!  He could have cut the movie Beverly Hills Cop down to sitcom length by nailing all the bad guys on the first try.

Problem is, this dude can only hit orange colored discs he throws with his own hand.  I saw him firing into a flock of pheasants once and he couldn't hit shit.  He's like the Tim Tebow of shooting: No matter how good he looks in the drills, he'll never make it in the pros.

[via UniqueDaily]