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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ha ha, old people watch the weirdest stuff when they're dead.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Unless #3-15 are other CW shows, you've got yourself a keeper.

Daniel Tosh has recently announced new dates for upcoming stand-up performances in America's four greatest states: South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Nevada!

Check out the dates below.  Then head over to Daniel's tour page to purchase tickets.

Has there ever been a better time to make your plans for the last weekend in April of 2012?

Probably not!

Last Friday, we showed you "Penis Pianist" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Penis Pianists."  I know you guys have been dying to make penis jokes, so here is your chance…

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rich Slack with his title, "You know how long it took me to get to that highway to kill myself? Thanks for moving me asshole."  I should point out, however, that it's less of a title and more of a rhetorical question and answer.  But this is a democracy, so all hail this week's winner, Rich Slack!  Congratulations!

Set to premiere this fall on The CW is H8R, a show where celebrities confront their biggest haters.

Surprisingly, Mario Lopez hosts the show and is not one of the people who confronts a hater.  Probably because he didn't meet the show's definition of "celebrity."

The clip above comes from the pilot where Snooki had the opportunity to confront one of her many, many, many haters.  (How did they even choose a person?)

If you ask me, this show looks fucking terrible.  And if you think I'm just hatin', I don't give a shit!!  I'll just sit back and wait for the season 2 premiere of H8R where the producers of H8R confront me about how I won't stop hatin' on them.

Then everybody wins.  Especially me, because my hate will have finally paid off with those big CW reality television bucks!

[via Best Week Ever]

The Internet loves Odd Future.  Not just music blogs… every blog.

I could probably get into the music, but I already spent half my teenage years learning to tell every member of the Wu-Tang Clan by their voice.  Now that I'm in my 30s, I don't have time to remember that Hodgy Beats' voice is a little scratchy and Tyler, The Creator sounds like Barry White got sick of smooth talking women into the sack.

But then, over the weekend, video emerged of the OFWGKTA guys dancing to Rebecca Black's "Friday" at a show.

I can't get behind that.

Would members of the Wu-Tang Clan ever have opened a show by doing the Hamster Dance?

Of course not!  …  Well…  ODB maybe…

[via CollegeHumor]

I have a sixth sense for knowing when things are going to be terrible.  That's why when I see #showsweneedback is trending on Twitter, I know to expect the worst.

Right now, people's suggestions of shows we need back are coming in at a pace of hundreds by the minute.  Let's take a peek at some of the most recent:

#ShowsWeNeedBack Doug, Hey Arnold, RugRats, All That, Are You afriad of the dark?, boy meets world, full house, I can go on all day

Or you could just grow up.

#showsweneedback DOUGIE HOUSEEEEEERRR!!!

That's not a show.

#showsweneedback DIFFERENT STROKES

Obviously you haven't heard: They're all dead.

#showsweNeedback Dawsons Creek, i dont wanna wait for our lives to be overrr. i love that song!

Or how about this: Just download the song.

#showsweneedback Moesha.

No thank you.

#ShowsWeNEEDback queer eye for the straight guy…JOOOOOKE LOOOL

You're not joking.

Oh, Twitter hashtag games…  Why are you the favorite activity of the dumbest people alive?

[Kinda NSFW]

If a genie granted me three wishes right now they would be as follows:

I wish for a million dollars

I wish for a lifetime of happiness

I wish for Kid Farm to be a real show

I know, I know. I could have wished for world peace. But money can't buy happiness and happiness can't buy money so I had to make those two wishes separately and that only left room for one more. And obviously Kid Farm needs to be wished into existence. Because it is brilliant.

If everyone just started watching Kid Farm they'd stop fighting and hating and we would achieve world peace. I'm sure of it. So, in the end, I've wished for that as well. We all win.

[via BWE]

What do the topless fat gunman and Daniel Tosh have in common? They're both getting ready for the LAST NEW EPISODE OF THE SEASON this Thursday at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!