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Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

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"Hey, I don't come to YOUR home and regurgitate millions of gallons of plankton…"

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Yeah but can you brush your teeth at the same time?

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Congratulations to Dead Kevin (featuring Ahmed Bharoocha, Ryan O'Flanagan and Jack Robichaud), creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Sick Day," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

"Jesus Christ!  What did we eat?!?  Oh…  That's right…  Human poison."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Oh man, Danny…

Did they rerun the Carrot Top rubdown??

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: Haharyne.

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I remember when I first heard Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" too.

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Getting stuck at red lights makes me sick too.

On this St. Patrick's Day, know when to say when.

But also know when to say "Beer me."

Personally, I don't recommend saying "beer me" mid-vomit, but hey, who am I to judge?  If I didn't have to amuse you with blog posts, I'd probably be right along side him this afternoon.

You didn't think I'd let you go all day without puke, right?  I figure let's get it out of the way early.  If you have St. Patrick's Day plans, I recommend you do the same.  Nothing turns off a drunk coed faster than vomiting all over her brand new green T-shirt her roommate's creepy friend just had printed up for his poorly conceived St. Patrick's Day bar crawl.  Manners, people!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.