sideways

And you're too lazy to get up. And you can drink an entire bottle of wine on your own. In one sitting. And you're go-to is Two Buck Chuck. And you spend most Saturday nights alone. And your favorite film is Scary Movie but you tell people it's Sideways.

All of this is accurate, right?

Thought so. Then this is the wine glass for you!

Gulp away!

[via SFWeekly, thanks m.o.b.]

Daniel shows how riding motorcycles got a whole lot cooler.

And we put 20 Seconds on the Clock at the expense of a guy with an unsightly tumor.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption featured the Look At That Horse Guy
• This week's Video Breakdown got all up in a Russian fighter's business
• Daniel was the latest person to create an "I Hate" video
• Daniel asked you about your summer plans on Twitter
• Don't forget to sign our petition requesting that the United Negro College Fund change the word "negro" in their name
• And want to submit your own video?  Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.