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Nobody Tells Clarence What To Do

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

As long as he has the common courtesy to mash it down the drain with his foot, I don't really see what the problem is.

[via Bro My God]

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A Nice Peaceful Getaway

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

The one place you won't get strange looks for having a morning cup of coffee on the front porch while sporting a fully erect penis.

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One Stop Shop!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's actually perfect. Dudes can get their divorces finalized and then get a mid-life crisis stud.

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Heard You LOUD AND CLEAR

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

The upside is that once you get out of jail you'll have plenty of room to hide the new stuff you steal.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Hella Coachella

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

Hella Coachella

If you get lost, look for Steve Buscemi. That's what I always do.

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