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Heard You LOUD AND CLEAR

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

The upside is that once you get out of jail you'll have plenty of room to hide the new stuff you steal.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Hella Coachella

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

Hella Coachella

If you get lost, look for Steve Buscemi. That's what I always do.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Frazer Harrison/Staff/Getty Images]

Best New Pub In Town

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's not quite as nice as Ye Olde Cock & Weave, but it's worth checking out.

[via World Duh]

10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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I Put Them On Everything

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

You know what really kicks a salad up to the next level? TITS.

[via Izismile]

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SALAD!!!

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