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Come One, Come All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

Aunt Lucy's: a great place to get dinner, and gonorrhea.

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Oh, You KNOW I'll Be There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 10:00AM

Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!

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Is Anyone Else Really Turned On Right Now?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

I didn't know Guy Smiley knew sign language.

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So It Was Hot 3 Months Ago?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

Fun Fact: "General Tso" is actually an 80s hair band.

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The Greatest Living American

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Perhaps you've heard of my Greek ancestor, Weinus Minimus."

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It's Important To Always Follow Directions

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

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I'll Have What He's Having

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.

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But Swimming Settles My Stomach…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

What if I have inactive diarrhea that's just waiting for the right moment like say, in a pool?

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I'm Not Particularly Religious, But…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

The second coming of Christ is gonna be totally worth the wait.

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Is Tomorrow The Last Day Of The Blog And World Hashtag Yolo?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

No more homework!

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