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All jokes aside, nobody deserves to have a creepy Scientology baby.

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My favorite part is when Jack Nicholson runs through the labyrinth with an axe and then Anne Hathaway shaves her head.

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Tuck your knees into your chest in our boot cut stretchy dark wash denim (now only $39.99), and get ready to be fisted by a guy in a stylish cropped jean jacket ($49.99)!

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She's got no parents AND a butt for a face. It's actually the exact same plot as Annie.

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I thought James Franco was in LA when the storm hit, but I guess I was wrong.

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I see Matt's BJ Champion, but I personally prefer a Clithero.

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Nothing says, "rich douchebag" like masturbating with oatmeal body cream.

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"Thanks, but I'd rather have the matzo balls."

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I see Gary Busey's writing church signs now.

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Yes. Macaulay Culkin, Christina Aguilera, Mario Lopez.. Okay fine. I'll call the center.

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